Category: The Real World

  • Popped corn and burned boobs

    I was working in the kitchen when she ran in, pulled her shirt out of her pants and up to her neck. She then took hold of her bra and pulled that up and over her breasts. All right, a bit of flashing action. I can deal with that. She then began slapping her breasts.…

  • Yes. We are guilty. We know it.

    I was sitting alone on a bench at the apartment playground. My three year old daughter was playing in the grass with another child a few feet in front of me. My wife and six other women conversed on two benches about thirty feet to my right. I was absorbed in a book when a…

  • What’s up scary ladies?

    My wife and I were grocery shopping. We decided to get a sandwich. I sat at one of the few available tables while she ordered. A woman in her early forties sat at the table next to me with her back to me and her table. When my wife sat down she told me how…

  • Fun with bad girls

    I was walking home. I was sixteen. It was after midnight. I heard someone call my name. I turned around. Five fourteen year old girls were on their way from one party to another. They wanted me to come with them. They’d been drinking. I had not. A police car passed us before we got…

  • An uncertain future

    Children enter the public school system full of enthusiasm, looking forward to each new days adventure. By the time they leave high school the simple act of getting out of bed has become a challenge for many. Yes, public schooling has successfully prepared the majority for the mind-numbing bleakness of work in the modern age.…

  • They must have teenagers

    The bumper sticker on the back of the SUV read; Get In, Sit Down, Hold On, Shut Up. They must have teenagers.

  • Sexual discrimination at the playground

    There was a playground in a nearby town where I took my son to play.  I sat at a table and read or wrote while he played.  Typically I was the only man present. On this particular day four women were conversing at the table next to me.  Suddenly a girl who appeared to be…